Delinquent Elves Cause Ruckus in Jackson Hole
Posted on Friday, December 21st, 2007
In what can only be described as a growing problem for the citizens of Jackson Hole, Elves are running rampant in our community in ever increasing numbers. Community leaders have been at their wits’ end trying to figure out a solution to set these wayward elves straight. Fortunately for the town, our good friends over at Circumerro have taken the initiative to find a solution to this problem.
From Latham Jenkins (President and Founder of Save the Elves):
Quoting from Animal House’s Dean Wormer, “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son!,” is the thought that comes to mind with our delinquent Elf situation in Jackson Hole. As a local employer, it is a social and economic burden to our community and it is impacting our businesses. I am trying to take the high road (and save money while doing so) by starting the campaign, SaveTheElves.org, to petition Santa to come get his elves and take them back to the North Pole and set them on a Righteous Path of excellent work ethic and conservative nog-drinking habits. Please join me and our community in helping these wayward elves get back to the North Pole. Go to SaveTheElves.org and sign our petition today.
P.S. For every signature received I’ll donate monetary funds to a needy family in order to make their Christmas truly special this year.
So there you have it, help us save the Elves! Go visit SaveTheElves.org and sign the petition!
(Editor’s Note: Who knows, once you submit your email, maybe you’ll be on future mailing lists to other higher powers- the Tooth Fairy? Easter Bunny? -when other mystical creatures lose their way or start hitting the sauce in Jackson Hole.)
I can’t believe that nobody has called Circumerro out for what is actually a lame ploy to collect email addresses for their websites. Dressing it up as a funny video, though I use that term loosely, and then making it out to be some sort of charitable action, makes me want to gag on a candy cane.
Circumerro, if you’re out to collect email addresses for your business, just say so. It would be a lot more honest, and a lot less painful to watch.
NEWS FLASH!!! You didn’t have to watch the video Scrooge…